And I wonder I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder

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I feel dirty.

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You got me a soft toy? It's cu What am I five

You're really enjoyin this fake thing, aren't you?

Anyways I'm feeling better so don't get too cocky just coz I wasn't at the practice Wensday. I WILL be round Sat, would of been today too if there was a practice then. Not that I mind not having it today, just saying.

I named it Henry
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Brother got me sick.

Brother on my shitlist.

Technicly been there since I was 9.

Need to move ou update shitlist.

Maybe after I die.

So any minute now then.

The man in the moon,
Looked out of the moon
Looked out of the moon and said,
"It’s time for all the children on earth
To think about getting to bed!"

Good thing I ain't a kid anymores, eh? Makes me want to stay up all night outta spite. An also to keep Kirl and Don awake, who says they're allowed to sleep when I'm not anyways?

Nice thing bout being Keeper's there's always someone else to blame if you lose. You sure's hell can't keep the Seeker from doing whatever the hell he likes, damn prima donna that they always are. Long's you aren't the captain on top, then you get all the blame regardless - maybe you didn't train em right, maybe you ain't got the respect an control over your team you oughta, whatever. Someone's always gonna blame you, even if it's just yourself.

Damn glad I'm not cap.

Oh brilliant, a wedding. I love weddings. Congrats to the couple or whatever. Hope you have better luck then I'd be more cheery but I don't really know you or anything. Cept through Billy and Charlie, anyways.

Sure you're happy and all, tho and that's the important bit. So what kind of For the flowers what're you Can I see your dr

Oi! Someone tell Kirl I don't really fail at blind dating. I mean, just coz I don't have a damn clue what he does for a living. Long as he wasn't Laddie the Lion, I think it's probably incest to go out with your team's mascot. And who cares what house he was, either? This is unfair and immoral and I should be sainted for having to put up with it.

I mean I know I'm a little old for the MY BROTHER'S TEASING ME WHERE'S MUM business, but gimme a break.

Maybe he'll shut up if I sit on him.

Also, Wood? Here's to me ruddy destroying your alma mater. Lookin forward to it!

So how would you go about getting this PIGGY swine flu thinger, anyways?

I am just asking as a matter of knowing what not to do o course. Cause prevention is important. And I am curious. It is a curious sorta subject.

Dagmar

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Never. Buying. Coffee. Again. That crap = bad luck, should of just gone on the stay-awake pills and potions. They do not lead me to meet random dopplegangers of my old fiances, mini or otherwise.

This is what I get for going to magic shops, note to self, DON'T GO TO MAGIC SHOPS. What if someone'd seen us? What if it HAD been Gil? Getting a occasional free product ain't worth it.

Just remember that an you'll be fine, girly.
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Damn, Chud's doing pretty well lately. Five wins so far, innit? Better then some. What the hell is wrong with this team Tho really, two wins is bloody brilliant for the Cannons. Five? I'm startin to wonder if they're paying someone off. If we keep this up they'll say it's MY fault

Yknow, the world'd be a helluva lot better if SOME PEOPLE learned to take a joke.

Didn't have to turn me into a cockroach. Someone could've stepped on me!

Anyways, it's not like I really think worth's determined by chest size.

Anyways she jokes bout MINE all the time, howm I sposed to know she'd be so sensitive about being aerodynamic.

People still take out loans? Huh.

In more important news, Peasegood's crap at balloon animals. I guess I know who I'M votin for now, howm I sposed to put my trust in a bloke who can't make a giraffe to brighten a kiddie's day? I bet Gudge could make a giraffe. Bet he could make two at the same time. With his nose.

Gave more pickapacks that day then I ever have in my life. Dunno what that has to do with dreams, but whatever I guess.

Happy birthday Meaghan McCormack no you can't have your journal back, this is my gift to YOU!


Actually this is my gift.

I'm going to hide this so you don't write in it later tonight. Friends don't let friends write drunk!

More than they already have anyway!

People should come to the party! There's going to be cake made from rum.
Oh, but Meaghan says you can't come if you're annoying. Sorry, annoying people!

Sincerely Yours
Desdemona Parkin Esq
Wigtown Wanderers
Chaser
World
London
Kirley's dirty kitchen

PS go wigtown!

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Nothin for a week. Think he got the hint from my howler. Shouldn't of had to send

Wonder if he's checked the drains?

Maybe I should get the tat ones taken
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This dead-hag-an-co story's just gettin better and better every day. Next thing you know they'll be sayin she was part of a goblin abduction ring from the centre o the earth an was sellin squibs as sex slaves to the Taffia.

Kirl. Or Merton. Whichever. You're plannin my party this year right?
Wait, not Ickle. Not lettin him plan something for me again He'd want champagne or some crap.
Let Waggy plan it if Kirl's gonna be too lazy, he at least'll make sure there's decent booze, and plenty.

And that's ALL I'm sayin coz I ain't ruddy planning my own party thanks.

Only don't let Ickle order the cake, he'll have them write somethin stupid on it. Like a dirty knock knock joke or something.

Oh and make sure you invite Jenkins, too. And Dizz can decorate, she likes doing that.

But you've gotta figure out the rest. Oh but

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He wants it back? I don't hear a bloody thing from or bout him for months an months an now he WANTS IT BACK? I sent him owls, too! It's not like with G I apalogized for the love of sodding Merlin, I don't apalogize. Hell I practicly begged his bloody forgiveness an I don't hear anythin, yeah I can understand for awhile, I hurt him and he's lickin his wounds or whatever an he needs his time n I'm FINE with that, I backed off I gave him time like a good person should I am a good person still thanks I figured he'd write when he was ready, is all.

So ok great I was RIGHT, right's fine and dandy but I didn't expect this.

I don't know where the hell it is! I tore the hell outta there, thought I left it. In my flat or his flat or somethin. I don't even remember puttin it on that morning. Who the hell's thinkin about crap like that at a time like that anyways? And why the hell would I KEEP it? It'd just remind me that I. Already got my brain doin that, and Merton. What's he think, I've got a collection? What kind of sick I didn't keep ANY of them!

Cept the one from Don anyways. But I couldn't really help that. Bloody ta

Why's he even want it back, anyways. It's not like any woman in the world'd take a ring you gave someone else first. S'tacky. Supposed to be unique, like the two of you. All mine w

Maybe he's gonna auction it off. Make a bloody mint I reckon.
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Racing brooms, eh. There'll be another new one soon enough and everyone'll forget about this.

FREEDOM.

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My brother = best brother. I mean duh. Like we didn't know that already like fifty times over. Also = best alibloodybi. Ever.

Wonder why the bastard asked bout Warbeck tho. Huh.
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ICKLE.

Nothing else. Think he's done. He'd keep at it if he wasn't, yeah? Yeah.

I'd be a crap witness anyways. An I'm busy, got practice an other things to do. Specially if they don't want a big fuss made about it. No bloody reason to bring me into it less everyone else suddenly died or went lergic to aurors. Damn useful alergy, that.

...yeah okay, THAT was not what I was expecting. Like, at all.

Damn, that bastard was fast.

That's what you get for working for the MINISTRY! Wonder if Gilly

Speakin of... damn, elections. Double damn, I forgot Arnie P was running for Minister. I picked a helluva time to come back, eh? I'd ruther have a dancin goat in the seat. Not that I'm big on Gudgeon neither flaunting his bloody 25. Maybe we should just have a bloody anarchy, eh? Who's with me! All for one an 3 for a sickle! He who dies with the most toys wins!

If P wins I'm moving to France.